Why I love Life As A Loser.


"Rules of thumb here. The following things do not give you chemical imbalances that require medication:




Your parents’ divorce.


Bobby breaking up with you for that slut from accounting.


Your boss is an idiot.


Your back hurts when you get home from work.


You need an alternative to weed.


Daddy never hugged you.


You’re getting older.


You need to lose weight.


Your roommate won’t stop leaving her towels in the bathroom.


Rachel doesn’t love Joey."