Oh homecomming:

Amanda - looked mahvelous and very new york, plus she let me eat her ice cream
Mia - looked like a peach, a very cute one, and danced much freakier than you'd think someone from suburbia could
Roxie - did a lovely Holly Golightly impression, and tried very hard not to die from lack of her drugs.
Kayla - tapped like Shirley Temple and looked like Marylin Monroe
I - went for the Lucille Ball approach, but still wore my chucks for comfort
Kyle - dances durn good for a white boy, and the circle of people around him just proved it