It makes me mad that he's using the title of one of my favorite albums as a showcase for all that is emo, angst-ridden, and lame. 'Cause, seriously, there are a total of three songs that are sad on that album and the rest are so dancey and are much more indie rock than anything resembling 'emo'. So go shove your punk rock up your teenage angst, Andy Greenwald.

And take your Dashboard with it.