Girls Day Out was super duper fun. We went to McDonalds and the mall and saw Mona Lisa smile and Wal-Mart and now I have a new pair of shoes and a manicure. Ahh good times. Mom complained about buying me new pants all day today cause I'm wearing my seductive thigh-hole ones. Whateva. I'm complaining in my head about how fat I am but I never actually do anything about it. It's stupid. Anyways, I'm going to go stuff my face with microwavable chimichangas now.

you're having the time of my life.