_______Your Life_______

[x] they call me: Gert
[x] sex: lady
[x] my first breath of air: 25 july 1987
[x] status: dateless.
[x] best friends: christa, ariel, patrick, mandy, warner, mia, roxie, amanda, ryan


_______Rewind_______

[x] most memorable memory: amazing ZWAN and billy making love to my ears, flogging molly live and in the flesh, summers
[x] first words uttered: dada. he was vaccuming.

_______Love?_______

[x] love is: jealous of me
[x] First love: pasta
[x] love or lust?: love
[x] best love song: you're my red slurpee...oo whoa oh
[x] is it possible to be in love w/ more than one person at the same time: i've never done it. but how can you judge when you've never experienced it
[x] when love hurts, you: ruin a bunch of good music by attaching sad memories to it, eat lots, get fat, cut your hair, and move on.

_______Opposite Sex_______
[x] turn ons: fitted pants, worn-in tshirts, musical ability/taste, the ability to write words that will give my brain orgasms
[x] the sweetest thing a member of the opposite sex can do for you?: dance and sing with/to me to weezer's blue album


_______Picky Picky_______

[x] dog or cat: dog.
[x] house party or club: i haven't been to a party in about twelve thousand years. so i don't think i'm educated enough to have an opinion.
[x] freak or slow dance: there are other types of dances, y'know--like polka, and jitterbug, and swing. and kung-fu-ing it up with chad.

_______More About YOU!_______ [How great..]

[x] have you ever almost died? choked on candy when i was 3, almost fell out of a 17th story window as a little girl because i was leaning out looking.
[x] daughter's name? Rainer
[x] what are you most scared of? gollum; not being able to get away.
[x] who do you dream about? everything. see below
[x] is cheerleading a sport? ? what kind of stupid question is that?
[x] how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? ask mr. owl
[x]What makes you laugh?: roxie, kyle, b. doug, stupid puns
[x]Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?: billy, or tori amos, or Boy of Choice
[x]If the Internet were sex... I would: still not get enough.
[x]Have you ever seen a dead body?: on saturday
[x]What is something scientists need to invent?: a way to travel through space NOT in a ship
[x]What should we do with stupid people?: put them in the stocks with dictionaries in front of them
[x]What happens after you die?: call me if you want my whole opinion.
[x]How big is your bed? Big enough?: quite. i love it. could be bigger, tho.
[x]How long do you think you will live?: longer than you