i'm doin it again
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
together
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
closet door
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
vh1 show about game shows
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
12:45
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
1:04
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
fatboy slim, traffic, ceiling fan
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
getting my stereo from the porch, at about nine thirty.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
my website. who's vain.
9: What are you wearing?:
black rancid tshirt and jeans
10: Did you dream last night?
i think something about school. i always have half-dreams when i'm stressed about school.
11: When did you last laugh?
when mom came in to bring me chips and sour cream.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
absolutely nothing. tv room.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
a road trip to louisiana, enough money to buy off mr. gable.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
my uterus hurts like a mother. or like a relieved supposed mother-to-be. pregnancy scare, anyone?
20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
emily. i think...
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
dominic
together
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
closet door
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
vh1 show about game shows
WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
12:45
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
1:04
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
fatboy slim, traffic, ceiling fan
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
getting my stereo from the porch, at about nine thirty.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
my website. who's vain.
9: What are you wearing?:
black rancid tshirt and jeans
10: Did you dream last night?
i think something about school. i always have half-dreams when i'm stressed about school.
11: When did you last laugh?
when mom came in to bring me chips and sour cream.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
absolutely nothing. tv room.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
a road trip to louisiana, enough money to buy off mr. gable.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
my uterus hurts like a mother. or like a relieved supposed mother-to-be. pregnancy scare, anyone?
20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
emily. i think...
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
dominic
posted by Ashley at
1:02 AM
3 Comments:
No way, my uterus is spontaneously combusting too!
... that's really weird.
so is everyone's. it's ridiculous. linnhe drew a picture like this:
#&*#$&*^$
____ %#$ *(%*
/ \ @(# . . *(#
/ . . \ !#@ ___ ^#@
| \__/ | #$ / \ #$*
\_____/ #% #(*$
#%$$#^%$
^normal uterus ^menstrating uterus
only he was more spiky and scary and yeah. turns out everyone's surfing the red wave. aunt flo. whichever euphimism you like.
that was horrible. there was a lot more definition to that mass of shift +s pre-posting. i swear.
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